So I (Chaz) have to go get a colonoscopy tomorrow and today I have to prep for the procedure.  My doctor tells me that I have to take 5 Dulcolax tabs.  I am thinking to myself, “are you crazy? I have had diarrhea for 5 years, everyday, and now you want me to take a stool softener to help me ‘clean’ out?”  But it gets better.  Then for lunch today I got to drink 64 ounces of turbo-lax.  The recommended dosage for a day is 4 to 8 ounces.  I am taking 8x that in a 2 hour period.  Can you say, “Run Chaz Run!!!! (to the toilet).  To top it all off I don’t get to eat anything today, so I am starving, gushing liquid, and weak as all get out for the day.  I will be glad when the scoping is done tomorrow:-)